I thought I'd share some unplanned humor I came across today.
Case # 1. X indicated a felony prior arrest; crossing into USA, he claimed that cocaine found in the truck he was driving belonged to the passenger, but he was arrested for it. Court affidavit shows Narcotic Detector Dog "alerted" on the glove compartment, a wallet removed contained X's identification, and he confirmed ownership. A folded piece of paper containing cocaine found in this wallet. Case later plea bargained to Misdemeanor, Disorderly Conduct ~ intentionally obstruct vehicular traffic without lawful authority.(It's amazing what a good attorney can do.)
Case # 2. X indicated one prior felony. Arrested for DUI with accident who refused blood alcohol test because he'd been drinking, but didn't think the cops could tell that. Mandatory blood test at jail later revealed levels of THC (marijuana) in his blood, which changed the original charge from misdemeanor to a felony.
I'm no longer surprised by the stupidity of people who refuse to accept fault for not only their own actions but who try to make us believe them. (Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, etc etc) Although they may never see the humor in it, I did. (The names have been omitted to protect the innocent & these cases have been adjudicated.)
3 comments:
There isn't a guilty person in prison, so why would any of this surprise us!
I remember parents of certain kids years ago that would say..."my child would NEVER do anything like that". I really wonder NOW where some of those darlings are...I bet some are in prison...Mom and Dad always bailed them out...
That's funny, I will have to share that one with my husband.:) LOL
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